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The TOP 10
List of the Day
"The
Top Ten Pseudo-Russian statements on the tour"
1. To Kolja: "Amerikanski kaputski" (The
Americans are finished)
2. At Makdonalds: "Kartofli bolshoy" (Large fries,
please)
3. At the border: "Ya ni gavaryu pa ruski, spasiba" (I don't speak Russian,
thanks...)
4. To the dog: "Plocho, Yena, bolshoy plocho" (Bad,
Yena, very bad)
5. After the Sauna: "Banya dobre, dobrissimo" (The sauna
is good, very good)
6. On the road: "Piter? Piter?" (Trying to find the
way to St. Petersburg)
7. "Maschina
remont?" (Trying to find a car repair)
8. "Blindonalds"
(Russia's honest attempt to duplicate McDonald's success)
9. Two days after the fish dinner, about
the leftovers: "Ryba plocho"
(Fish bad)
10. "Krimskoye
Shampanskoye..." (Crimean Champagne, please ;)
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